haha.this is really funny. tagged by dearie to do it (:
Instructions :1. Do the "Letter Meme". 2. Tag no less than 5 other people. 3. Then copy the "How-To" Letter Meme, and finish your journal entry. 4.Tag no more than 10 people after doing this quiz.
Template : Dear (the last person who text messaged you) I dont really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think i realised it (2) (3) and i saw you (4) (5). Im sure you are (6) enough to understand (7). Im returning (8) to you, but i will keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that i (10) (11).(12),Your name
1. Whats the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I will join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn match Grey - You are a pervert Yellow - Im selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You are a loser Other - Im in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When i tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When i threw up August - When i saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When i quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When i changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. Whats the color of your socks? Yellow - Hilton Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. Whats the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard souffle Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock - Collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O. C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family guy - Senile Top model - Middle class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful i felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we are cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this Nervous - The middle - east Worried - Your Honda sucks Apathetic - That i did a sex change Ashamed - That im allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That i get turned on by garbage men Over joyous - That im open Other - That extreme home makeover sucks
8. Whats the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your rings Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy - bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The result of your blood sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mum S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when i think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water - Our friendship Beer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant - fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate Boston Celtics
12. To which country do you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck from your short term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regard Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain _______________________________________
Dear Yumin LSB,
I dont really know how to tell you this, but You are a pervert. I think i realised it When your dwarf bit me in your camping car and i saw you Sit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you are Ashamed enough to understand how awful i felt. I'm returning your rings to you, but i will keep The result of your blood sample. You should also know that i never openly mockedOprah Winfrey imitations.